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A tek Šokreov njemački: "Ah, ih kome, ih kome, ih šprice....! Čisti Schiller. Ili Teresa Orlovsky!

Moj njemački je isto na zavidnom nivou.

Šmajser, Štrudla, špricer.

Evo slikice za nas malo starije, da se prisjetimo kako je bio pakiran taj Sveti Gral!

I sad ti budi pametan; i Davorin i moja malenkost se ne mogu sami sa sobom dogovoriti koji je od dva duhana; Stanislaw Balkan Latakia ili Balkan Sasieni bliži ovom Svetom Gralu...
Danas mi se učinio Sasieni bliži, a sutra navečer, kad zapalim posljednje ostatke Stanislawa misliti ću drugačije... No, u svakom slučaju oba ova duhana su mu vrlo, vrlo blizu... i oba su odlična...

Trebali bi se svi skupa dogovoriti pa preko e-baya kupiti jednu piksu originalnog Svetog Grala. Koliko sam vidio ima ga za nabaviti samo što je BEZOBRAZNO skup. Mislim da je najjeftinija ponuda bila nekih 130 ili 150$ za piksu od 50 grama.

Strpi se malo. Meni bi jedan kolega trebao dofurati neotvorenu limenku staru preko 20 godina, a onda te sigurno nećemo zaboraviti. Evo Šokre mi je svjedok!

je opasan; Moram paziti da nam sve ne poplaši! Znaš kakav je poslije dvije pife!

Evo što piše jedan od naših uglednih dobavljača B.S-a! Vrijedi se potruditi:

About 1.15 a big fellow with a small, bristly, handlebar moustache and wearing a baseball cap, strolls into the shop. He appears to be on a mission. He looks at me and says in a broad Southern (US) accent “I’ve come 9000 miles to see this shop”. He turns away and surveys the shop for a full minute or two then continues “Where is the Sobranie Smoking Mixture? My friend in Pretoria said I was sure to find some here. He said to me whatever I did on arrival in Johannesburg, don’t miss out on going to Rosebank. So here I am. I’ve visited your website, and now I’ve seen you for real.”
I apologised that I was going to have to disappoint him: “I’ve been unable to get supplies of Sobranie tobacco for a couple of months.” When it was available we carried large stocks, much of which was shipped to the USA and some to Europe as well as to Russia, Croatia, and other exotic (for us) destinations, and even to the UK - where it is made! He was aware of the strange set-up in which Gallaher, now owned by Imperial Tobacco (another UK company), manufacture the tobacco but can’t sell it in the UK. Unfortunately he couldn’t tell me the reason for this. Our orders haven’t been cancelled, but we haven’t a clue as to when we might receive supplies.
We chatted for a few more minutes, and I mentioned that we had a good substitute in our Houseblends. His eyes lit up, but I could sense a feeling of doubt. I opened the bottle of No.50 Oriental Mixture and passed it to him. “Now this smells great”, he sniffed it more deeply.

Uvijek je netko nekome egzotičan!

Ha ha jesmo face, u svijetu se priča o nama............

Eto, sad smo mi još postali i egzotični! Možda bi crnčadija da nas subotom vidi to doista i pomislila!

Jedino je pitanje ko je kupio “Gallaher“... ”Imperial Tobacco“ ili JTI (Japan Tobacco International)... Ja sam došao do nekog podatka da je to JTI...

Plašim se samo da BS ne bude kolateralna šteta multinacionalnih berzanskih mešetarenja...

I ja sam negdje načuo da su zapravo Gallaher kupili Japanci. Sad se suhan više neće zvati Balkan Sobranie, nego Fuji Sobranie!