Ovo sam našao na nekom forumu ili šta god. Gospodi pomiluj! Na engleskom je, ako treba prijevod, recite.

"Hi guys (and gals maybe !), I thought I would tell you about a modification
to a pipe I have invented which is pretty neat - I wonder maybe if anyone
else has tried it. I inherited a "meerschaum" type pipe from my grandfather
when he died, I think it is real old. First I just kept it but then I got
wondering what it would be like to smoke it, but you know I sort of didn't
want to smoke it because he was dead ? Anyway, one night after a few beers I
tried it out and it was real good. It has a real big bowl and I got a good
buzz on. That time I used tobacco taken out of cigarettes but after I bought
some proper pipe tobacco.

Problem was that it took real long to smoke down, with the bowl being big as
I said. So one day I thought maybe I could burn the tobacco plug faster. So,
I drilled a real narrow hole in the base of the bowl (it was hard to do, it
was made of like stone or something) and connected up a small rubber tube
with a small bleed of pure oxygen, we have some cannisters around for my
mother's emphysema. After some practice adjusting the bleed rate I found the
plug could burn maybe 2 times faster than usual - one time I checked out
the plug half-way through and it looked like it was burning from the bottom
of the bowl as well as at the top. I think also the burn temperature is
higher so you get more aromatic taste in the smoke too.

Maybe you guys would like to try the idea - I do not want to patent
it or anything.

Roy Grainger"

A retardirana nacija, retardiran post

Ajme idiota!

Mislim teško mi je povjerovati da je to netko ozbiljno napravio...... previše ima onih detalja koji bodu u srce prave lulaše, npr: dedina stara mershaum lula....ali glupost je svemirska kategorija.

Sve je relativno osim ljudske gluposti, ona je beskonačna.... ili tako nekako

To je i stari Krleža tvrdio - a njegova je svaka na mjestu; kako onda kad je pisao, tako i danas - glupost ljudska je svemirska kategorija!
Veće imbecilije odavno nisam pročitao!

I mislim stvarno bilo mu je neugodno zapalit lulu od mrtvaca, a nije mu neugodno ubijat
majku kraduči joj kisik

..koja je to nacija glupa, "engleska"?

sjecam se i sebe kad sam pocinjao da sam radio greske, ne iste, ali po kolicini gluposti slicne

Ma kladio bih se da je amer, al niti jedna nacija me ne bi iznenadila.

Mislil sam na amere

A vi mislite da su hrvati pametniji???

I kod nas bi se već našlo takvih genijalaca! Valja izbjegavati generalizacije, kao Ameri su glupi, Nijemci pedantni, Turci i ostali levantinski narodi lijeni...Nije to dobro. U svakom narodu ima i budalaša i pametnih ljudi i lijenčina i vrijednih. Generalizacije su vrlo opasna stvar!